Set below is one such (author's thoughts to be found italicised):
Cyclist#1: Hey!
She-who-can't-cycle-and-hence-is-frequently-found-perched-on-the-erm..backside-of-unsuspecting-cyclists: Hey you! Long time!
Cyclist#2(yours truly): Must (wheeze) reach (wheeze) destination (wheeze..cough-cough)
Cyclist#1: Guess what? Saw two snakes in my hostel yesterday!!
Cyclist#2: Wha-? Glub! Tatho yuddha parishrantam samare chintaya stitham..
She-who: Oh cool! You didn't- you didn't-
Cyclist#1: Of course not! I didn't miss the chance! I immediately clicked photos! From several angles too!!
She-who: Phew! Good then! Arre last week there was a big snake in our own hostel na-
Cyclist#2(double fervently): Aditya hrudayam punyam sarva shatru vinaashanam..
Shi-hu: -lekin mere snake waale foto mein buri tarah se flash aa gaya. Accha photo kharab ho gaya. Ab facebook par upload karne ke liye doosra saanp dhoodna padega.
Cyclist#2:(wonders whether snake-proliferation is really the more worrisome issue here. Gives up the chanting)
Cyclist#1: Off to SAC. Bye!!
Shi-hu: Bye!
Cyclist#2: Sigh..er.. Bye!!
